humourcaustique:

My friend and I are searching for a speech piece.

She suggests Driving Miss Daisy.

I return, “As long as Daisy isn’t driving.”

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

I hate my friends

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

supremesaltine:

live footage from ouran academy

whatisgoingonwithmylife:

intoxifaded:

captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”

Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one

i believe in america you call them flip flops

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us